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2005/12/10

Scapegoat of the Week: Andrew "MC Powder" Cohen


Left: Andrew Cohen

SFPD Officer Andrew Cohen is our first ever Scapegoat of the Week. Having produced the presently-infamous Bayview Police Station Christmas Special, Cohen is one of 18 cops now suspended over the brouhaha.

What has been forgotten is that Officer Andy is a multi-talented individual. Not only can he video, he can rap!

Seems a few years ago Cohen got some GOOD press over his police work at Tenderloin Task Force, along with a rap record he cut as "MC Powder"; here's some of the lyrics, Check It:

"Here's another story from that bald anti-bandit MC Powder / talkin from the streets so I'll say it a little louder / along with the funky 5-0 crew / we've got a couple stories for you / you see we're everything to everybody everywhere all the time / be it a 187 or a domestic crime / disgruntled taxi driver and his fare in a fight / or a john being duped by a Polk Street troglodyte."

So now, our bud MC Powder is rapping the blues over the disrespect. Don't Fret, MC. You can pair up with that other Andrew on da mic from 'frisco, Drew Nasty, and go on tour! (I can just see Grandmaster Flash turning over in his crib, right about now. "Blondie, What You Done, Girl?!")

In Any Case, here's to MC Powder, our first Scapegoat of the week. Anyone wanna submit some appropriate rap lyrics? Send 'em on down, either on the Comments, on the Email or in the Forum! BOOYAKASHA!!!

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